In honor of my new job I thought I’d do a huge list of band names that I’ve been collecting for the past few months. There are far too many to do my typical cassette tapes, but hopefully you’ll enjoy them nonetheless…

The Crawling Paparazzi
The Cthulhu Recipients
Elmo Infestation
Invisible Allergen Equator
Brokow Heel Print
Hot Pocket Addiction
Itty Bitty Vertigo
Burnt Toast Agenda
The Iconic Potters
Kevlar Burrito
Lactation Submission
Hostile Octopus
Constant Barrage of Spoons
Freezer Full of Bigfoot
Animatronic Castration
Uppercut to the Uteri
The Needle Felted Yetis
The Groggy Dolphins
The Monochromatic Peripherals
Box of Sweden
$20 Doozers
Communist Aloha
The Militant Pickles
Tattoo Fiasco
Aggressive Ruffles
Dueling Fists of Lame
Needles From England
Invertebrate Caligula
Chupacabra Tacos
The Enigmatic Quakers
Sewing Machine Situation
The Grommet Compensators
Llama Backstory
Robot Beyonces
The Polygamist Kids
Supplemental Pizzas
Discount Jackass
Nose-clip Kickback Scheme
Bored With Whimsy
Boob Grenade
Oral Homicide
Carbonite Maneuver
Aftermarket Rocket
The Twittering Food Critics
The Catskill Degenerates
Ten Shot Moonwalk
Yes To Carrots

And finally…

Saran Wrap Nut Sack