We recently purchased a fancy new TV so needless to say I’ve been watching a lot of movies whenever I can squeeze them in. Actually, this list hasn’t been updated in a few weeks, so really these have been pretty well spread out.
Clerks II – I was one of those guys who loved Clerks back in the day. It spoke to me as an early 20-something and seemed to depict people, places, and lives I knew and understood. With this in mind, I really wasn’t expecting to like Clerks II at all. Much to my surprise, I found it to be a decent follow-up to the original film. While it has a very different aesthetic and is generally more Hollywood than the original, which was famously shot for $30,000, it also has a little more meat to it as well. Not much more, mind you, but some. In Clerks, the jokes are the main focus. The minimum wage workers pontificate on pop culture icons like Star Wars and make fun of the customers that do little more than get in their way as they hang out and read magazines. The whole “Appreciate what you have” plot is sort of secondary. In the sequel the plot, as cliche as it is, takes the forefront, with the jokes being more of a backdrop this time. It shows a maturity in Smith, yet still lets him cling to his “dick and fart joke” roots. Speaking of, there is one aspect of the film – the infamous donkey sex scene – that, while funny, seemed really shoehorned in. I understand that this is a Clerks film so you have to have something shocking and offensive, but since they covered necrophilia in the last one, they had to take things in a different direction this time. Still, it was pretty funny, but felt forced. Which, really, kind of sums up the whole film. It was definitely funny, but it was also fairly forgettable. It’s obvious that Smith wanted to return to his beginnings, but, like the old saying goes, you can never go home again.
2.5 / 5 bananas
Singapore Sling – Oh. My. God. Around Halloween, one of the writers over at Chud.com recommended this as one of the most disturbing films he’d seen. Never one to back down from a film-watching challenge, I threw the film on my Netflix queue to see what all the hubbub was about. He’d mentioned that the film wasn’t so much a horror film, yet had some very bizarre and scary aspects to it that pushed it into some other genre entirely. After watching it, I’d have to agree. A private detective is searching for a woman, Laura, whom he fell in love with. She’s been missing for some time now and he’s taken it upon himself to find her. Her trail leads him to a lavish home where a deranged mother and daughter live. The two women have lived alone since the man of the house died, inhabiting a sprawling homestead which you imagine to be out in the countryside somewhere, where they are left in isolation to practice their bizarre hobbies. I can’t get into what their hobbies are without turning this post into something that will make search engines label this site as something entirely different than what it is. So I’ll just say that there’s a lot of (not explicit, but vividly depicted) sex (some involving mummies…seriously), some really nasty eating habits, and a few issues with sanity. I really can’t describe this film. It is simply something that must be experienced to believe. Which, oddly, is what makes it great in an utterly horrible way. It’s not something I’ll need to watch again anytime soon because, well, it’s not like I can forget anything that I saw. Just thinking about some of these scenes puts me into a sort of shell shock where I just can’t wrap my head around what happened. The problem is, I can’t decide if it was brilliant or not. If you’re interested at all, I highly suggest you do some searching on the internet to learn more about the events that take place in the film that I’m unwilling to talk about here, before adding this one to your queue. This is not a film for everyone. In fact, I’m not sure who it’s for. Still, if you think you’re up for the challenge, give it a shot.
I don’t even know how to score this one. I’m going to go with 4 / 5 bananas for a purely visceral film-watching experience that I will not soon forget.
United 93 – For whatever reason, this one never really interested me. I can’t explain it. Maybe because I see film as being such an escape from reality for me as of late, that seeing this depiction of real events just seemed like it would be too much emotionally. I wound up renting it because I kind of felt like it was a film I needed to see to call myself any kind of film geek today. And, as is usually the case whenever I have trepidations about a well-received film, I wound up loving this one, too. The thing I appreciated most about this film was the different viewpoints from which we get to see the events of 9/11 unfolding. We see the air traffic controllers, the FAA managers, the unsuspecting people getting on-board United flight 93, and even the terrorists as they prepare for their fateful day. However, as you might expect, it’s the events on the plane that are the most riveting and horrifying. There is some violence, but most of it is handled off-screen. Instead, the horror is the question we all thought that day, “What would I do?” I pray none of us ever has to find out.
5 /5 bananas
Accepted – Andrea wanted to rent this one. I had no desire to see it, frankly, because I figured it was going to be a dumb, teen comedy that I wouldn’t care about. Still, I watched it with her one night. And while, yes, it is kind of a dumb, teen comedy, I really enjoyed it. It’s essentially a rehash of the 80′s classic “Summer School”, but instead of a teacher being the messianic slacker that leads his people to greatness, it’s another just-graduated kid. In the film, the slacker in question can’t get into a college, so he creates one to get his parents off his back (and to blindly pay the $10,000 tuition fee). He goes so far as to lease an abandoned building, make it over with a fresh coat of paint, and get the insane uncle of one of his friends to play the dean. All goes according to plan until his website-making friend makes the fake website too user-friendly by accepting everyone who applies at the school. Then the shenanigans begin. Again, it’s a rehash/mash-up of just about every college movie you can think of, but there are some great aspects to the film that set it apart. One is the lead actor, the smarmy, nerdy-hip kid from the “I’m a Mac” computer commercials and another is his chubby, geek sidekick who pretty much steals the show. Really, Accepted is nothing that you haven’t already seen before, but sometimes it’s nice to see a new finish on an old favorite.
3 / 5 bananas
The DaVinci Code – If you’ve ever read the book and know anything about screenplays, you’ll know that DaVinci was written as the outline for a movie. Those short chapters that everyone complained about? Those are scene breaks, just like in a screenplay. I swear that was no accident. But the rest of the book was a perfect setup for a thrilling adventure through Europe, searching for the truth about Jesus and his supposed lineage. Unfortunately the film does not deliver on that setup. The story is there, but the thrills are not. I’d complain about the characters being threadbare, but they’re that way in the book, too. There are some fun puzzles to figure out (if you haven’t read the book), but all of that gets lost. The thing is, I can’t really say what went wrong with this movie. I suppose one problem is that none of the action scenes stand out at all. I know that our two heroes are running from evil Catholics, but I don’t really remember them doing a lot of running or being chased per se. It just seems like they appeared in the next place they needed to be without any real menace or motivation to get them there. There’s no overwhelming presence going after them a la The Terminator or The Matrix. They seem to be running from no one. And maybe that’s the main problem, is just that the tension is non-existent. I suppose it’s worth a rental, but I might even say wait until HBO.
2 / 5 bananas
Lucky Number Slevin – This was a morbid curiosity pick for me, which turned out to at least be worth the rental. The plot is reminiscent of Yojimbo (or for you strictly American film folks, it was remade as Clint Eastwood’s A Fistful of Dollars) with a single character stuck between two crime families who have hired him to kill some member of the other family. There are a lot of twists and turns and some nice directorial choices, though sometimes the direction can feel a little forced. Still, it’s a fun little popcorn romp which you’ll probably only have vague memories of a month later.
2.5 / 5 bananas
Stay – JK recommended this one to me after he rented it out of the blue. I’d never heard of it, but I’m always willing to give something a shot. I’m surprised I hadn’t heard of it since it stars Ewan McGregor, Naomi Watts, and a kid I like a lot who doesn’t get much respect outside of the film geek community, Ryan Gosling. I was also surprised I hadn’t heard of it because it was such a cool little movie. Ewan plays a psychologist who takes over the case of a young man (Gosling) when the kid’s normal psychologist gets sick. The kid threatens suicide and has even stated the day and time he’s going to do it. The rest of the film deals with Ewan trying to track this kid down and keep him from killing himself. Sounds kinda boring until you watch it unfold in a really trippy, mind-bending way. There is definitely a blurring of the line between reality, dream, and some other level of existence here. Sometimes you wonder if Ewan and Gosling are the same person. Sometimes you wonder if any of it is real. Then you begin to question the dream. It’s a fun film with some really great direction that gives you plenty of hints at what’s really going on, but yet twists reality enough to keep you on your toes and wondering. The ending was a little bit of a let down, but that doesn’t negate the rest of the film by any means. Definitely worth checking out.
4 / 5 bananas
Mission: Impossible III – I’ve always liked the first film in this trilogy for reasons I can’t fully explain. I saw part II once in the theater, mainly because it was directed by John Woo, and was so utterly disappointed that I’ve never even tried to give it another shot. However, with a combination of J.J. Abrams (creator of Lost and Alias) directing and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the main heavy, I had to give this one a shot. And I’m glad I did. It was entertaining, it had some cool gadgets, one really great scene involving some remote-control machine gun turrets, and plenty of explosions and bullets whizzing by. It delivered on everything I expect out of an M:I film and more. Really can’t complain. Still, that doesn’t mean I’ll be adding it to my collection anytime soon.
2.5 / 5 bananas
And that’s it for now! I might have another one or two before next week, but we’ll see how my weekend shapes up.
By the way, I am planning on finishing my entry about the sporting event we went to almost 2 months ago. I’ve started it, but it’s going to wind up being one of those longer entries, so it’s taking a while to develop. Hopefully it’ll be done by next week, too.
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